- Of course the banana looks fake. We shot a plastic banana. (2008)
- We spent too many frames on the kangkong. (2017)
- Per Client, we need to cut the part with the baby. The baby is not on-brand. (2009)
- Okay, we can give you access to the fan page. But we can’t give you access to the fans. (2010)
- Kailangan po natin yung Mommy na mukhang nagbibigay ng orange juice sa mga kapitbahay. (2006)
- We can’t make a mock-up of an MRT pillar po. That would take many cartolinas. (2008)
- Pwede ba silang i-interview sa tricycle? (2012)
- Ted, magkano yung billboard sa Alabang? What if bilin nalang natin? Ay atin ba yon? (2011)
- Sorry if the dragon looks like a horse. It was the only file we had. (2007)
- Can Cinderella fit in an Operator Logo? (2005)
- Susuka nako ng Excel. (2013, after an 8-hour long meeting)
- Nanaginip ako ng Powerpoint. (2012, before a meeting)
- We can make her face slimmer, but not her foot. (2009)
- Hindi siya mukhang globe eh. Mukha siyang… basketball na madumi. (2008, looking at a tummy painted like a globe)
- Okay ba na execution yung grape juice to cure heartbreak? (2009, wala nako maisip na ideas)
- Can the donuts be logged per hire? (2010, hindi ko pa gets pano nagwowork ang promo)
- Can we adjust it to a full page but only half page. (2008, in a meeting with Businessworld)
- We can’t make her eyes smaller! Ano to, Belo!? (2009)
- I think the summer campaign will still make sense after summer. (2016)
- Okay so when I swipe the face, the pimples go away, but it doesn’t make her prettier. Is it a coding problem? (2017)